Mind you, I'm only comparing "Monkeybone" to "Southland Tales" because both movies are impossible to compare to anything else.  They really have nothing else in common other than being balls-out insane.

I'd consider it along the lines of "Southland Tales".  I didn't like it, and you may end up hating it, but at least it was like nothing else I've ever seen.

Hate to break your heart but: http://www.th3rdworld.com/b…

There's certainly a few of us who secretly resent the fact that *our* drawings on DA weren't chosen.

Epcot Food and Wine Festival itself being one of those things that sounds like a terrific idea on paper.  In practice it's Dixie cups full of microwaved clam chowder and frat boys puking in the miniature train garden.

And then we'd have another "The Sweatbox" on our hands.

Really?  Hell, I remember the good/bad old days of the Internet when this movie first came out and there were *crazy* rumors of how violent the unedited version was.  (One I remember, Robin shoots the Joker where in the cut version I think the Joker is electrocuted.  Given the way the DCAU animators liked to animate…

Having not seen "Django Unchained" yet, but knowing how crazy-awesome Tarantino can get, this honestly doesn't seem unlikely.

Great idea!  Why not go suggest that to Brad Bird on his Twitter?  Let us know how it goes, okay?

This is why I want a fifth "Pirates of the Caribbean" even less than a fourth "Jurassic Park".

"Yeah, someone who was five when that came out wouldn't even have been born yet when Henson died."

@avclub-ad8d3a0a0f0a084a97fad357c649438c:disqus   I didn't think it would be possible for there to be a song about getting drunk on a boat that was more obnoxious than "Redneck Yacht Club" but here we are.

@Dikachu You know, I've given this a lot of thought.  And I've come to the conclusion that Walter wasn't, like, Lola Bunny bad in the "Let's introduce a new, hip character for the kids because of marketing reasons" department, but he's still a terrible character.  I actually have to put some effort into remembering he…

Why is it always that the worst possibility I imagine and think, "Nah, it can't be THAT" turns out to be right?

Unfortunately, I've never been able to find a copy of "Return of the Joker" that wasn't edited all to hell.

^^ (Spends several minutes debating whether or not she wants an explanation as to what that could possibly mean.)

At the end of the show, they *really* should have said, "Yeah, good luck Seth," then dropped the mike and left.

I'll admit my whole family was flabbergasted by the fake nominees.

Oh jeez.  We're at That Episode.  (No, it's just dusty in here.)

Ooh… there's your movie!  A BBC nature documentary team head to the island and film the lives of the dinosaurs.  Because they are pros, they don't do anything stupid, and all the humans get home safely.  The rest of the movie is their documentary.