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The males had a smattering of spiky things on their heads.  I don't think that counts.

You know, it is really convenient that the Jurassic Park scientists only found mosquitoes that bit popular dinosaurs, isn't it?

^^ I honestly and no kidding want this movie more than a fourth "Jurassic Park".

Honestly, this is one of the few franchises where a prequel might not be a bad idea.  Heck, I'd like to see the park being built and all these people who have no idea how to deal with live animals suddenly running a zoo.

Princess Angelina Francesca Banana-Fana-Foe-Fesca the Third?

Huh, this is surprising me more than it ought to.

Oh, man, I love that website.  It's like a giant repository of things I had completely forgotten were things.

For a long time, there was a persistent rumor that the lost "final" episode of "Dungeons and Dragons" revealed that Uni was the real villain of the series.

What, Beemo doing a happy dance and not Jake Jr.'s face?

The only "Chose Your Own Adventure" book I really recall is "The Great Easter Bunny Adventure", which was essentially "Cave of Time" except the Easter Bunny was involved somehow.  And the only reason why I remember it at all is because there was a scene where you and the Bunny encounter a vegetarian Allosaurus.  I

I thought it had the even worse title, "Oh, SIT!"

Kids who aren't horrified on an instinctive primal level by CGI infants?

"OOOOH, they got O-RIJ-i-NAH-li-tee! / Livin' with a SPLIT person-AAA-li-tee!!!"

Hell, remaking "Yellow Submarine" in motion capture would have been the absolute nadir of this trend.

Yeah, as long as we don't get a motion-capture Toontown, I'm still enthusiastic for a "Roger Rabbit" sequel.

It's also one of the few feature-length pieces of western animation that does not look like anything else out there, for what it's worth. 

When I was a child, we were promised a "Roger Rabbit" sequel in the early 90's.  It's like the "Duke Nukem Forever"/"Chinese Democracy" of animation!

_Tuesday_ was made into a very nice animated short a few years ago.  You can find it on the "Paul McCartney Music and Animation Collection" DVD — but good luck finding that.

^^ That blows my mind to smithereens, since _The Polar Express_ was rightfully hailed as possibly the greatest picture book of the 1980's, and I'm now wondering if the movie has overshadowed it.  I'm going to go cry quietly over a cup of hot cocoa.

My dad and I watched a rerun of it while painting the living room.  We both found it enjoyably bizarre, but I'm guessing the circumstances (and fumes) helped.