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MadNessMonster
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I'm now reading every tagline in Mickey Mouse's voice. 

Is it more or less head-explodingly racist than the "Abraham" sequence in "Holiday Inn"?  Because I am still finding tiny bits of skull embedded in the wall from that one.

Is it more or less head-explodingly racist than the "Abraham" sequence in "Holiday Inn"?  Because I am still finding tiny bits of skull embedded in the wall from that one.

Only because you brought it up:

Only because you brought it up:

(Sort of sinks down into her chair, ashamed…)

(Sort of sinks down into her chair, ashamed…)

I still say "The AMAZING RONDOOOOOOOOO!!!" during Celtics games.

I still say "The AMAZING RONDOOOOOOOOO!!!" during Celtics games.

(Cracks knuckles.)

(Cracks knuckles.)

To be fair, I've appropriated the "Aliens vs. Predators" tagline into more appropriate situations (local elections, "American Idol", Teen Choice Awards, etc.)  It is literally the only memorable aspect of the movie aside from the slow-motion Facehugger.

To be fair, I've appropriated the "Aliens vs. Predators" tagline into more appropriate situations (local elections, "American Idol", Teen Choice Awards, etc.)  It is literally the only memorable aspect of the movie aside from the slow-motion Facehugger.

Zoobilee Zoo!  Zoobilee Zoo!  Magic and Wonder are waiting for you!  In what can only be interpreted as a cursed Anthrocon that can never end!

Zoobilee Zoo!  Zoobilee Zoo!  Magic and Wonder are waiting for you!  In what can only be interpreted as a cursed Anthrocon that can never end!

This is some strange new definition of "gorgeous" we're not familiar with.

This is some strange new definition of "gorgeous" we're not familiar with.

"Christmas Shoes" is the worst (as Patton Oswalt famously pointed out, God comes off as pretty evil in it), but I once heard "Same Old Lang Syne" in the middle of July in an antique store.  Gave the radio a lot of weird looks as that tale went on and on and on…