That's why Edison et al invented film for us in the first place.  So we could watch a human/bat/dolphin have sex with (spoiler) both her/his parents.

"Feathers would have rendered the raptors too adorable."

"Feathers would have rendered the raptors too adorable."

I'm still rooting for the Chickensaurus.  If only so that I can meet one in person and introduce myself as a Humanmammal.

I'm still rooting for the Chickensaurus.  If only so that I can meet one in person and introduce myself as a Humanmammal.

Old news. What's really going to blow your mind is that whales and dolphins are ungulates.

Old news. What's really going to blow your mind is that whales and dolphins are ungulates.

I don't know where that little shit in the beginning of the movie has been.  If a three-foot turkey can kick your ass, then a six foot turkey is the stuff of nightmares.

I don't know where that little shit in the beginning of the movie has been.  If a three-foot turkey can kick your ass, then a six foot turkey is the stuff of nightmares.

Are we talking actual velociraptors?  Cause they were like nature's ninjas.

Are we talking actual velociraptors?  Cause they were like nature's ninjas.

"…because fuck everything else about Jurassic Park up to that point…"  Perfect.

"…because fuck everything else about Jurassic Park up to that point…"  Perfect.

Looking at these character design sketches, this kind of looks like "Theodore Rex" as directed by David Cronenburg.

Looking at these character design sketches, this kind of looks like "Theodore Rex" as directed by David Cronenburg.

I'm a Don Bluth fan.  I already know what happened to Judith Barsi.  Hell of a thing to keep in mind if you watch "All Dogs Go To Heaven"…

I'm a Don Bluth fan.  I already know what happened to Judith Barsi.  Hell of a thing to keep in mind if you watch "All Dogs Go To Heaven"…

Ah, thank you!  Still not sure why he's posing the question to either John Cryer's career-defining character or the little hadrosaur who says "Yup, yup, yup" all the damn time.

Ah, thank you!  Still not sure why he's posing the question to either John Cryer's career-defining character or the little hadrosaur who says "Yup, yup, yup" all the damn time.

I said this upthread, but it bears repeating.  I want a comic where Gemini and Bono's equally bizarre MacPhesto character team up and fight crime.