I said this upthread, but it bears repeating.  I want a comic where Gemini and Bono's equally bizarre MacPhesto character team up and fight crime.

Yes, because one of those grownups was my father!  (Dunt-dunt-dun!)

Yes, because one of those grownups was my father!  (Dunt-dunt-dun!)

"What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!"

"What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!"

So now that we're quoting the song, I hope somebody can help me solve a mystery that has plagued me since "Batdance" was a hit.  Part of me thinks this line from about halfway through the song is a Mondegreen and another, much larger part is convinced that it is not:

So now that we're quoting the song, I hope somebody can help me solve a mystery that has plagued me since "Batdance" was a hit.  Part of me thinks this line from about halfway through the song is a Mondegreen and another, much larger part is convinced that it is not:

I suddenly want a comic in which Gemini and MacPhesto team up and solve mysteries.

I suddenly want a comic in which Gemini and MacPhesto team up and solve mysteries.

God damn you Joe Bunny and the Mixmasters. That damn song has been the bane of every damn party with a DJ I have ever attended.

God damn you Joe Bunny and the Mixmasters. That damn song has been the bane of every damn party with a DJ I have ever attended.

But didn't your little horse friend's grandma always say to giggle at the ghosties?

But didn't your little horse friend's grandma always say to giggle at the ghosties?

Yeah the glowing beams shooting out of the digits and face are straight out of "Beauty and the Beast".  Holy sh*t, the whole transformation sequence was amazeballs.

Yeah the glowing beams shooting out of the digits and face are straight out of "Beauty and the Beast".  Holy sh*t, the whole transformation sequence was amazeballs.

So now that we know that there were plans for an M.C. Hammer videogame, can someone please provide a conclusive answer to whether or not there was ever going to be a New Kids on the Block videogame?

So now that we know that there were plans for an M.C. Hammer videogame, can someone please provide a conclusive answer to whether or not there was ever going to be a New Kids on the Block videogame?

Welp, there's my Christmas shopping for my mom done.  Thanks for the head's up!

Welp, there's my Christmas shopping for my mom done.  Thanks for the head's up!

I can't imagine the amount of hard liquor I would need to consume in order to deal with the sudden sight of a crude bootleg version of my character giving the finger while peeing on things the vehicle's owner doesn't like.  So, props to Bill Watterson, even though this is the main reason why I understand him wanting…