I can't imagine the amount of hard liquor I would need to consume in order to deal with the sudden sight of a crude bootleg version of my character giving the finger while peeing on things the vehicle's owner doesn't like.  So, props to Bill Watterson, even though this is the main reason why I understand him wanting…

"including Polanski who directed the Moonwalker film under a different name"

"including Polanski who directed the Moonwalker film under a different name"

"I Am Sam 2: Come At Me, Downy!"

"I Am Sam 2: Come At Me, Downy!"

I know, right?  Are they saying all Muroids look the same?  Huh?  HUH?!?

I know, right?  Are they saying all Muroids look the same?  Huh?  HUH?!?

Anytime I see one of those I imagine Bill Waterson's reaction.  Which would most likely be quality time with a good strong drink and a very long stare at the wall.

Anytime I see one of those I imagine Bill Waterson's reaction.  Which would most likely be quality time with a good strong drink and a very long stare at the wall.

They already live in mushrooms, for what it's worth…

They already live in mushrooms, for what it's worth…

Or, for that matter, appealing character design.

Or, for that matter, appealing character design.

"Evangelical rumors in the 80s that the Smurfs represented cyanotic and aborted human fetuses…"

"Evangelical rumors in the 80s that the Smurfs represented cyanotic and aborted human fetuses…"

I was fourteen so… yeah.

I was fourteen so… yeah.

Looking it up, it was apparently a huge hit everywhere BUT the United States in 1995.  We didn't get with it until a year or two later.  As usual.

Looking it up, it was apparently a huge hit everywhere BUT the United States in 1995.  We didn't get with it until a year or two later.  As usual.

That song is still obligatory during every party in the general south of Boston area.