"The characters you'll ALWAYS REMEMBER!  In the adventure you'll NEVER FORGET!"

"The characters you'll ALWAYS REMEMBER!  In the adventure you'll NEVER FORGET!"

"So basically these kids just learned that if they do enough nice things for people, they're going to die?"

"So basically these kids just learned that if they do enough nice things for people, they're going to die?"

This reminds me of the helpful advice from the Unofficial Guide to WDW: The minimum ages for Walt Disney World are 7-12, depending on your kid.  Bring them any younger and all they'll remember later is the hotel pool.

This reminds me of the helpful advice from the Unofficial Guide to WDW: The minimum ages for Walt Disney World are 7-12, depending on your kid.  Bring them any younger and all they'll remember later is the hotel pool.

Honestly, the only way this video could be worse is if these Parents of the Year nominees here filmed their kids reacting to the funeral of a beloved relative or a pet passing away.

Honestly, the only way this video could be worse is if these Parents of the Year nominees here filmed their kids reacting to the funeral of a beloved relative or a pet passing away.

Honestly, that's the first thing I noticed in the review and it's so strange that I assumed I must have misread it or something.  Welp.

Honestly, that's the first thing I noticed in the review and it's so strange that I assumed I must have misread it or something.  Welp.

Or the "Batman: The Animated Series" episode "Home and Garden".

Or the "Batman: The Animated Series" episode "Home and Garden".

Honestly, "Warrior" is probably a better film for the whole family than this creepy plant-that-walks-like-a-human movie.

Honestly, "Warrior" is probably a better film for the whole family than this creepy plant-that-walks-like-a-human movie.

Or evil puppets who turn people into pieces of their building?

Or evil puppets who turn people into pieces of their building?

I was thinking "Powder" without the horrifying reality subtext…

I was thinking "Powder" without the horrifying reality subtext…

No "Home Alone"?  (Whole string of terrible children's films with a little brat getting away with murder - but it's all okay cause he learns a lesson in the end, right?)  No "Shrek"?  (Damn near every animated film for almost a decade is a long slog through bored celebrity voices and inappropriate cross-references and…

No "Home Alone"?  (Whole string of terrible children's films with a little brat getting away with murder - but it's all okay cause he learns a lesson in the end, right?)  No "Shrek"?  (Damn near every animated film for almost a decade is a long slog through bored celebrity voices and inappropriate cross-references and…