It always bothered me that the circus actors were all anthropomorphic animals (except Dumbo), while the people in the cities they visit every episode were humans.  What the hell?

I would watch "Dolphin people, dear reader".

I would watch "Dolphin people, dear reader".

There are scenes in "Little Monsters" that are genuinely frightening.  In a way, the cheap rubbery make-up and effects make them all worse.  Even as a preteen I wondered if it was ever really originally meant to be a kid's movie. It felt so often like something that had started as a straight horror, then somewhere…

There are scenes in "Little Monsters" that are genuinely frightening.  In a way, the cheap rubbery make-up and effects make them all worse.  Even as a preteen I wondered if it was ever really originally meant to be a kid's movie. It felt so often like something that had started as a straight horror, then somewhere…

"Poison Ivy doing a sexy striptease out of a gorilla costume was the first time I consciously realized that a movie could be stupid."

"Poison Ivy doing a sexy striptease out of a gorilla costume was the first time I consciously realized that a movie could be stupid."

Fans of _Animorphs_ will probably enjoy this website, where two friends are gradually reading through the series in chronological order.

Fans of _Animorphs_ will probably enjoy this website, where two friends are gradually reading through the series in chronological order.

"Baby" is a stellar example of what us dinosaur-loving kids had to put up with in the pre-"Jurassic Park" era.

"Baby" is a stellar example of what us dinosaur-loving kids had to put up with in the pre-"Jurassic Park" era.

"The collection is called Anthonology"

"The collection is called Anthonology"

Could it be that every fantastic fiction fan has a period of reading Xanth novels?  Because I remember reading about five or six of them before I wised up.

Could it be that every fantastic fiction fan has a period of reading Xanth novels?  Because I remember reading about five or six of them before I wised up.

I'll see your "Bredan Fraser outruns the fucking sun" in "Mummy 2" and raise you Jake G. outrunning the fucking *cold* in "The Day After Tomorrow".

I'll see your "Bredan Fraser outruns the fucking sun" in "Mummy 2" and raise you Jake G. outrunning the fucking *cold* in "The Day After Tomorrow".

I'll see your "that guy with the voice" and raise you that lady with the voice.

I'll see your "that guy with the voice" and raise you that lady with the voice.

My theory that no adult musician can survive "Little Drummer Boy" in one piece still holds true.