My theory that no adult musician can survive "Little Drummer Boy" in one piece still holds true.

Hell, I spent my early childhood living near the White Mountains in New Hampshire and I remember "The Littlest Hobo".  Came on every morning right before reruns of "The Muppet Show".  Those were good times.

Hell, I spent my early childhood living near the White Mountains in New Hampshire and I remember "The Littlest Hobo".  Came on every morning right before reruns of "The Muppet Show".  Those were good times.

Wait, that WASN'T based directly off "Look Whose Talking"?  I could have sworn that's how it was advertised!

Wait, that WASN'T based directly off "Look Whose Talking"?  I could have sworn that's how it was advertised!

I was able to do that.  I mentioned this above, but I was actually the first person in my peer group to realize the show was absolute unmitigated shit.

I was able to do that.  I mentioned this above, but I was actually the first person in my peer group to realize the show was absolute unmitigated shit.

I was convinced "Benji, Zak, and the Alien Prince was some kind of fever dream I had as a very young child.  Lo and behold, it's available on Netflix Instant.  It's… well, whatever you are imagining after reading that title, the show is basically exactly that.

I was convinced "Benji, Zak, and the Alien Prince was some kind of fever dream I had as a very young child.  Lo and behold, it's available on Netflix Instant.  It's… well, whatever you are imagining after reading that title, the show is basically exactly that.

"She was such a brat and never punished for her transgressions."

"She was such a brat and never punished for her transgressions."

I was the first among my peers to realize that "Full House" was a piece of shit during it's original run.  That was not a fun experience.

Wow.  I have the worst kind of morbid curiosity for sitcoms that involve wacky fantasy stuff happening in an ordinary house (future Inventory, I hope?). I'm surprised I never heard of that one.

Wow.  I have the worst kind of morbid curiosity for sitcoms that involve wacky fantasy stuff happening in an ordinary house (future Inventory, I hope?). I'm surprised I never heard of that one.

As I mentioned above, I have vague memories of this being my very first movie and of seeing it in a Drive-In in the rain.

I don't get it.  Should I be glad about that?

Conversely, this is the first movie I remember loving the hell out of.  Possibly *because* it was creepy and mysterious.

Everyone has that one movie they end up watching over and over and over and over throughout childhood even though they barely even *like* it.  Mine was "Annie".  (I am guessing my cousins or sister were in love with it.)

I have a great yet unconfirmed memory where my grandfather, a local politician, rented out a dollar theater for a family event/benefit type thing.  He ran "The Last Unicorn".  Every single person in the theater was expecting something more along the lines of the very blandest incarnations of "My Little Pony". …

My sister and I share extremely vague memories of seeing "The Fox and the Hound" as our very first filmgoing experience ever at a Drive-In in the rain.