I thought one really needed to worry if their brain started un-wrinkling?

Word.  Imagine if we could get through an entire year without people getting mad at "Star Wars"…

(Goes to DA to check this.)

A) Live animals would probably put up a fight on the way down.  Ever swallow a bug by accident?  Now imagine the same thing only it's a lobster…

Yeah, it was an elevating platform thing.  His leg got caught in the mechanism somehow.

"Compared to “Five Short Graybles,” last week’s story is like an installment of My Little Pony."

What in the…

Actually, that horse was fine, but the actor playing Atreyu was injured during that scene.

Having also heard this argument for the woman in "Goldfinger" and the original Tin Man actor, is that even how skin works?

But last time I checked, salami wasn't made from an endangered species…

So now where in the hell were these people when they filmed the episode of "Fear Factor" where they ground up *live* insects in a coffee grinder or something?

Monitored as "Outstanding": "Wrath of the Titans", "John Carter", "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part two"

Really?  Try swimming in the ocean with a nosebleed.

"If you include people (and John Wayne) as animals…"

So does anyone know more about the details on that one?  I want to know whether 7-year-old me should have been enjoying it or not.

I'm constantly saddened that more talking animal movies aren't like "Babe: Pig in the City"…

I thought Aquaman was able to communicate with any aquatic animal?

Great episode by oh good lord is the Biology major in me irked by the end: Tasmanian Tigers aren't cats…

Honestly, as far as extremely high-concept comic villains go, I think we're going to see Apocalypse in an X-Men movie before we see Scarface in a Batman movie.

Hell, I can't even eat calamari and at least that's been dead for a while.