I just saw Yellowbeard in a theater this past weekend at The Carolina!  God, what a stupid, silly movie.  Still, you can't hate it entirely.  If you do, I hope you are dithpatched wif Heavenly Forth!

I just saw Yellowbeard in a theater this past weekend at The Carolina!  God, what a stupid, silly movie.  Still, you can't hate it entirely.  If you do, I hope you are dithpatched wif Heavenly Forth!

Look, marriage is about hiding in the kudzu behind your apartment, and not going in until the lights are completely out.

Look, marriage is about hiding in the kudzu behind your apartment, and not going in until the lights are completely out.

I used to have a recurring nightmare where the penultimate battle scene in Aliens was reenacted with black versions of that damn bear standing in for the Xenomorphs.  Basically, everything after http://www.youtube.com/watc… with black Snuggle Fabric Softener bears dropping through the ceiling and shrieking bloody…

I used to have a recurring nightmare where the penultimate battle scene in Aliens was reenacted with black versions of that damn bear standing in for the Xenomorphs.  Basically, everything after http://www.youtube.com/watc… with black Snuggle Fabric Softener bears dropping through the ceiling and shrieking bloody…

If Universal could afford lawyers, I would expect cease and desist letters to be forthcoming regarding the spoiler reveal of the plot summary of Ted and Magic Mike Save Christmas.

If Universal could afford lawyers, I would expect cease and desist letters to be forthcoming regarding the spoiler reveal of the plot summary of Ted and Magic Mike Save Christmas.

That is both weird and pedantic that you know this at 3 in the morning.

That is both weird and pedantic that you know this at 3 in the morning.

You burn in Hell, LoveWaffle.

You burn in Hell, LoveWaffle.

So, wait, you're telling me that they are basically building a Halo?

Everybody knows virgin orphan blood works better than whore orphan blood.

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> (because in the future there's only two countries EuroUSA and China).

The Beatles?

I thought that was Hip Hop?

Fuck 'im, he ruined Hitchhiker's Guide.  Well, him and about 40 other things.  But not Zoey Deschanel's steely blue Border Collie eyes.

I always thought he was totally deaf in one ear and partially deaf in the other.