Yeah, they are far more desperate and forgiving on Jdate.

Your parents had a bisexual love triangle with Brenda Lee?  Your parents are way more awesome than my parents.

When has anything ever stopped anyone from sounding douchy in an AV Club comments section?

Chewbrcocka.

Vendata is a cyborg, not a robot.  A cyborg is a cybernetically enhanced organic creature, the implication of which means you start out with a human body.  Major Tom's body has been accounted for.  Hence, Vendata was not Major Tom. 

You've been missing the Interweb, doctorhawkes - http://www.youtube.com/watc…

See, the Bikini Babes were essential in creating the vibe powerful enough for the summoning of the Party God, granter of monkey's paw  wish(es) to those who win his pleasure that fill the grantee with the energy of a thousand partying demons and force them to destroy everything in their path.  It's kind of like Spuds…

And they are only allowed one speech per family.

Badabing, badaboom, Erudite Trucker.  http://ilarge.listal.com/im…

I actually found an Easter Egg in X-Wing I've never seen mentioned in a forum.  There was some mission where you had to jump out of hyper space and locate a pair of freighters and scan them to locate poisoned grain or something like that.  There were a series of nav beacons, all lined up like 6 clicks apart, as far as…

There's apparently an X-Wing/Tie Fighter modding community out there - http://www.pcgamer.com/2010…

Damn.  Not coming to the Cradle, yet.  http://www.robynhitchcock.c… - http://www.yeproc.com/artis…

Please don't tell me there's a Rapiest Ape.

@Spice Weasel - Penises? They got some messed up Italian joints in your town, Spice Weasel.

I'm still looking for a video of Frugal Gourmet: Fire and Flame With Elmo.

I'm still looking for a video of Frugal Gourmet: Fire and Flame With Elmo.

Necron - Yep.  Did you figure out how to repeatedly jack the same dude and get infinite grenades?  I think it was the SS guys.  You can apparently still rig it up in a DOS emulator, but I haven't bothered.  It's like Star Wars.  I'm afraid my memories won't live up to the reality.  You can never go home again.

Necron - Yep.  Did you figure out how to repeatedly jack the same dude and get infinite grenades?  I think it was the SS guys.  You can apparently still rig it up in a DOS emulator, but I haven't bothered.  It's like Star Wars.  I'm afraid my memories won't live up to the reality.  You can never go home again.

US courts see lots of pimps. The gold fringe on flags in US courts is pimptastic and exercises a pimp's right to be pimpin'.  It's in the Declaration of Independence right in the second half where they talk about our God-given right to steal Indian lands, and in the Constitution between the parts where it says black…

US courts see lots of pimps. The gold fringe on flags in US courts is pimptastic and exercises a pimp's right to be pimpin'.  It's in the Declaration of Independence right in the second half where they talk about our God-given right to steal Indian lands, and in the Constitution between the parts where it says black…