Isn't that the point of 3-D?  To have things jumping out of the screen at you?

Bill Hicks once shot a man just for snoring too loud!

I remember seeing an actual Mexican version of the Price is Right back in the 90s for a couple of days on business travel.  The grand showcase prize at the end was always a base Ford Escort.  And everyday, everyone was equally excited.  I also remember some sort of version of Mexico's Funniest Home Videos.  It was…

I have no idea what goes on in the novellas, but every second I've seen seems like the moment in the porno where everyone is about to rip their clothes off.  Also, what is that weird children's show where the hostess in the improbably impractical short skirt reads to kids?  I think I've seen that.  Or maybe I dreamed…

Fallout would make a much more interesting show.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices
suddenly cried out in terror that their childhoods were raped and were suddenly silenced. I fear
something terrible has happened.

I dunno, I think del Toro would have done good by it.  He really seems to get giant tentacles whipping around or descending from the heavens.  It's almost Biastiocian.

Walked into the living room when I was 5 and this was on.  To this day, I am still terrified of basements and chimneys.

Maybe that's why Legolas is now in the Hobbit.  Man, that chick was hot!

You need to see that old after-school special about Canceraids.  It starts out just like this.

Semi-Incestuous Hump would be a great name for a side-project band.

"I'm in a crappy mood today.  Wanna know why I'm in a crappy
mood today?"

Stop stealing my screenplays!

I want my Death Certificate to be in Comic Sans.

If there's a mad scientist out there gestating an army of skank strippers in bio-tanks, then I want him to win the Nobel Prize.  For everything.

You haven't spent a lot of time in England or Ireland, have you?  Where do you think white trash came from?  Seriously, walking around Birmingham, UK is like perusing the mug shots for Birmingham, AL. 

I talked to Kevin Tenney at a retro screening of Witchboard at the Carolina Theatre in Durham last year, and he said he was shopping around a remake.  That would be awesome. 

True dat.  Though Mutant X did have the eminently spankable Victoria Pratt.  As did Cleopatra 2525.  Damn, the early Oughties were aweome.  The last dying days of the syndicated television spank bank.  Oh, and whoever wants it can register The Eminently Spankable Victoria Pratt with my blessing. 

I was dismissing it as this generation's Mutant X, sight unseen.  Have I been horribly wrong?  Again? 

Say that one more time and Cthulhu 's gonna eat you.