Re: Hogwarts' House system - http://harrypotter.wikia.co…

Holy shit, Stephen Fry does the audiobooks?!?! OK, done and done. Even if I don't like them, I can pretend I'm being read the entry from the Hitchhiker's Guide.

CFAmick - The first two were directed by Christopher Columbus, and they feel a bit like like awkward puppet shows, cinematically. Understandably, he had an uphill battle getting this thing from the ground up, but his casting choices turned out to be pretty excellent as the series progressed. Things pick up…

Both. Together. Thurston Howell, III can watch, but he has to pay extra.

Seriously. As a 70's latchkey kid, reruns of his shows had perhaps too heavy of an influence on my reality formation. For the most part, I got over it. RIP, Mr. Schwartz. I hope eternity doesn't play out like Gilligan's Island.

Jesus Piss-Drinking Christ, Protriou, you are pretty invested in this arm-chair survivalist BS, aren't you? Dude… chill. I've never seen the guy, and I don't really care. This whole genre falls into the waste of life category for me. All I know is that he puts his name on the one of the most stupid video games…

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I think Spacey is pretty great when it comes to ensemble parts. When he's the lead and everyone is going on and on about how awesome he is, I just want to scream like Mugatu, "The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm…

Godwin's Law, people. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I laughed out loud at that same scene, Yummsh. Hardest laugh I've had in months. More giant robot battle-porn than in the first two movies combined, and the 3-D worked well for what it was. Sadly, it still had Shia The Beef in it. But I appreciated the absence of dog-humping and overtly racist caricature robots.

It's like Meowschwitz in there.

I have a fair idea that Ravenpen is not a lot of fun at parties.

I personally think The Postman is awesome. Plus, Tom Petty. Awesome.

That's the part that makes for a sweet New Year.

Penis is like a punctual demon!

He was car. Makes perfect sense. Where's our Martin Rushent obituary, O'
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Quit sniffing glue, Marypat, and get back to knitting sweaters. Mike Nelson was way better than Joel. And Bill Corbett's Crow was far better than Trace Beaulieu's. There, I said it.

I just saw the trailer for the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots movie starring Hugh Jackman. It gives me hope for the Battleship movie.

I am still terrified of basements and fireplaces thanks to the TV version.