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Are YOU the one e-mailing me about Nigerian Princesses needing $5000?

bracketts script was kind of the point though. the whole rip van winkle aspect to the story: marlowe no longer has a place in 70s california.

how so? i'm a fan of both, but i like the movie ending homage to 'the third man' better.

There is the set-up and the punchline, everything else is unique to the storyteller. That's the whole point of the joke, is that it's improvisational to each comedian's style. And there's more than one joke told. I'm guessing you're trolling. So joke's on me.

I've never seen, always assumed it was mediocre…but after Leftovers and sexy/crazy Liv Tyler, I'm damn intrigued. Worth it?

Finally! We get to some child-killing on GoT.

A Daryl Zero AND an Earl Campbell reference. They've got Lana with Johnny Bench hands and Tyler Rose's thighs, what's the next sports bodily reference? She can't really have Wilt's bulge.

And Essman's befuddled, "that's it, she's cut off." was right on cue.

Why do people insist on calling the Rock a good movie? It most assuredly is not. Criterion Collection picked it and Armafuckingeddon as examples of blockbuster cinema, not because of any artistic merit. Hearing the forced 'Rocket Man' scene might be the 1st time I was embarrassed watching a film because of it's

sarcasm, under "s." go ahead, i'll wait.
i was also disappointed he was in Coriolanus, an actual good movie with the reigning (after Seymour gone) best male actor on planet, but shit, luck happens.

I think it was telling we didn't see her mention she has help if needed.They gave her the opening to reassure them. She doesn't trust Jimmy professionally and it cost her.

She basically describes what we saw to Jimmy concerning her pitch, rocky start. We're left imagining her good pitch because I was wholly unimpressed by her tailored suit metaphor.

Wisconsin has hood Milwaukee Dems and Liberal Madison. The entire rest of the state is redneck country Conservative and Upscale Conservative.

Opening scene, work of a pure virtuoso akin to Fincher, PT, or Scorsese.
"Public masturbation, total bullshit."
And damn you non-crowd-pleasing Better Call! Could you just have let Chuck fucking fail! Damn you! But you knew he was gonna come out swinging like Jon Snow wielding Longclaw.
GoT and Americans better up

300 was one of the funnier theater going experiences of my life. i was 22, so i was at least a decade past the target audience. i (egghead) went with 2 fast and furious fans. all three of us could not stop laughing at mostly the sex scenes, but it just carried over in a packed theater. that is truly a horrible, dumb,

apparently people like you. it's ok. i liked watchmen the FIRST time I saw it, and that at least came from something great. but i did just get out of prison, had read watchmen twice in jail, and this was the first movie i saw my first night out. i suppose you had similar circumstances.

They have multiple cyborgs, Dr Moreau-style science projects, the same character getting shot repeatedly, hologram sex slaves, zeppelin & space adventures, the most anachronistic timeline on TV, etc, but Ray running really fast (awesome) and Archer, who has always been basically unkillable, falling down a hill is too

A step down for Spacey, but after those Capitol One ads Garner has been doing, this is where he belongs. Consistent Chris Walken does this shit every few paychecks.

Had to be hemophilia joke, just more clever. But what, the massacre was 100 goddamn years ago. Too soon?

Are people being sarcastic? Was surprised it wasn't mentioned until this thread, but Lana choking Cheryl (turned on of course) was my favorite moment. Even as referential as this show is, they couldn't just come out and say Evelyn Mulwray. Did anyone who has seen Chinatown not immediately think they'd all been had