There should be a mod to replace Little Lamplight with Tiny Town.

Maybe not realistically, but it is certainly a possible setup for a later Hank-makes-a-connection moment.

Judge?

Everybody please tune your brains to contain exactly the same memories and mental priorities as Cg1 so that he or she can avoid the confusion caused by others thinking differently. Thanks!

Good grief you ridiculous fucktards, stop enjoying things I don't!

Are any of the AV Club-ers named Lindsay?
Prep the lawyers, you filthy whipaholics.

Perhaps one day there will be at least 2 white people in the whole of the African continent and your unease can be allayed.

The Core: It's like Armageddon, but down.

Wait
He's the villain in Hitman?

It doesn't need to be funny every time to spread, it just needs to be reproduced to spread. I realize that is something of a tautology

It's like Hotel for Dogs, with no differences whatsoever.

Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters

Second to "a champagne bottle filled with ammonia." Excellent hater, I laughed and my soul shriveled up a little more.

Let the hate flow through you.

Stage 14: Decomposition

Clustaim, Are you implying there is something not awesome about diving from a very tall building and landing perfectly safely in a hay cart?

OF TWO COCKS!*

Taran Squanderer leads the AV Club in double-doubles.

Or we can just move to another country.

No, no no. The Fast and the Furious: Pig in the City