He dropped that cake on purpose! Gold!

Nah, they left some horrible hillbilly behaviors to the other characters, like that spousal abuse guy who got eaten. Then they killed off the scientist character who might have provided some interesting contrast or even decent dialogue.

It's a movie about birds, hence the hollow bones comment, since birds do indeed have hollow bones. 30 Rock has made a joke about something similar, but why would that indicate that this is a 30 Rock reference rather than just a similar joke?

I thought for sure it was a zombie dear when it didn't run away. Oooh well.

What's a subwayliminal advertisement?

She's gone from suck to blow!

As a consequence of playing too many games like this, in Assassin's Creed 2 I felt like a bigger badass while swimming than jumping across rooftops or fighting dozens of guards at once.

And when you get a special powerup they turn into vegetarians, and you can then chase them in order to inflict irritated bowels upon them.

Threatening Jerry with Black Eyed Peas.

Cutthroat backstabbing requires some serious arm strength, who knew those fashion types had it in 'em.

*pulls back*

tarnation = damnation

I'll lapse your pedantism with my Dickinson.

I have to point out the scene where Lucy Lawless is getting fingered by her abstinent slave girl in preparation for sex with her hubby as kind of lesbian. More than over-friendly kisses, anyways.

You should clearly be head chef, Gerard.

Nanbases, you should change your name to schadenfreude.

It came down: Spider-Man 3. Enjoy the roller coaster!

I'll never forget this year's Valentine's Day Hater. Epic hate indeed, good luck.

Malts. Is it malts?

Louis Armstrong