I'm betting it ends up being dumb and random. Either he lives all the way through or he has a horse riding accident or chokes on a pretzel.

I was thinking penis at first (she'd call for a knife if it were his tongue), but now I'm thinking his guard-strangling hands.

Ha! I saw Avengers this afternoon, and one of the first things I talked about with my friends was the obvious "Natalie Portman said no" scene. At least her picture got in the movie. Betty Banner/Jennifer Connolly/Liv Tyler doesn't even merit a mention.

More shoes for Kunta.

Sansa stabbing Joffrey on their wedding night is one of my dream scenarios for Joffrey's death.

I thought that's what their long, silent knowing look at each other was all about.

Did anyone else think that prisoner was a dead man as soon as Jaime started chatting him up?

I tried to watch it on Hulu two weeks ago and they demanded that I get a paid subscription.

Then this is indeed the darkest timeline.

Went on a BFF bender last night. I think I gave Jessica St. Clair's character way more patience than I would have otherwise if I didn't love Marissa Wompler so much. Because her character on BFF is super shrill and annoying.

"WHY won't NBC just fucking give any show a chance?"
Virtually their entire Thursday night line up has been giving low-performing shows a chance. None of those shows would've made it past 13 episodes on any other network.

NBC pulled a blind toddler out of its crib and shoved it into rush hour traffic. Nothing you could do.

For me, it was initially the style and content of his stand up. Thin, barely-jokes surrounded by energetic (and to me, annoying) filler.

Can someone answer this: if Park & Rec's order got bumped from an original 13 to 22, what does it say about Community's 13 episode pickup? Lesser chance of a back 9, or dead after the 13?

@avclub-bbb3af3d466d7231aa738ff95762091d:disqus We all saw it. We just couldn't be bothered.

Annie doing her own episode of Troy & Abed (and Annie) in the Morning just tickled me to know end. I hope she starts having her own Imaginarium adventures or starts leading the boys on them.

@avclub-c42f76f3b235e177ed57983b6721d0f3:disqus If I had to guess, I'd say it's from Tim Meadow's Ladies Man movie. But I'm not going to watch it just to find out.

@avclub-c42f76f3b235e177ed57983b6721d0f3:disqus That's a quote?

The homosexual is right!

I'd say about half the Spawn soundtrack holds up. I still pull from it for gym music.
Biggest pleasant surprise: the song by those Australian kids, Silverchair.
I'll find any excuse I can to play "Satan" in front of my Christian sister.
Remember when Ronnie Size was the next big thing?