Why is this movie blue?
Is it sad? Were they all out of magenta and yellow at the color separations store? Is there just that one shaft of sunlight in the entire town and the rest of it exists underneath a sheltering canopy of evergreen trees or a perpetually overcast sky?

Good lord! I think Genevieve failed to grasp the movie's tone— as someone up above may or may not have said, even the expository dialogue from Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis is supposed to be somehwhat ridiculous. Aykroyd apparently loves that kind of stuff. And this may be one of those false memories, so take it…

I'm still waiting for Warren Oates to explain to us what something left behind in a men's room sounds like. Because if it sounds anything like the singing in this movie, or the line readings from Justin and Kelly, it must be TERRIFYING!

On second thought, TomWaits for Snowman, forget the catapults!

That's great, Diabeetus. At 1:03am on November 1, I'll be driving by your house with a real gun. Hope to see you then!

I hear in Louisiana they just shoot people who come to the door on October 31. Do they do that in Texas, too?

Ronald "I Shoot Mexicans for Sport" Reagan.
Judy "Shine My Shoes, Coaltrain" Garland.
Abraham "Sure I'm Freein' 'Em But That Don't Mean I Want My Kids to Marry 'Em" Lincoln.
Steven "Chinese People Are All Like 'Ching Chong Ching Chong'" Spielberg.
Jimmy "Why Can't I Find a Convenience Store Run By English-speakers?"…

All my imaginary kids are named the same thing: Cool Papa. And there are 20 of them.

Also, it should probably be capitalized: the You're-A-Dick-mobile. The I'm-A-Dick-mobile. Maybe the a should remain lowercase: the You're-a-Dick-mobile. I'm-a-Dick-Mobile.

I'll take your word for it, Disgruntled. Because that's a movie I'd pay to see! Especially if she celebrates victory by taking off her shirt.

(reads jackass borderline racist comments from people who get their info about Japan from shit they read online)

Right here, baby. And OFTEN!

They could. Her name is Charlize Theron. Not right for this role, though.

Actually, Devil Flanders, I like the one where you appear and force Homer to stand trial for his soul. The jury introduction for that one was awesome.

I knew the twist in "The Village" just from watching the trailer. It's M. Night, so there must be a twist. It's about a village that appears to exist at sometime in the past. Hmm…

Yes, some cars do indeed feature spoilers. I don't know what that has to do with "Twilight Zone," though.

Not before you mentioned it. Now I can't STOP thinking about it. Thanks!

No, you're all wrong. The mannequin one is 1987's "Mannequin" starring Andrew McCarthy, Kim Catrall and Estelle Getty. With G.W. Bailey. Who could forget the inimitable Meshach Taylor's hilariously flamboyant turn as "Hollywood" Montrose?

No, it's not that you're expected to have watched everything you want unspoiled before you get on the Internet. It's that it's stupid to expect everyone to watch every little thing they discuss for fear of spoiling something for the kind of dumbass who expects to surf the Internet all the time without coming across…

Remember that low-budget movie "Underage Fuckers" where the kids went to Giant Erect Penis High School and the principal's name was Dildo Penetration and his secretary's name was Wet Vagina? I remember the main character I Want to Fuck Someone and his crew— I Want to Fuck Someone Too, Fucking Fuckface Fuckerman and…