Finally, a game for Boondocks Saints cultists!
And seemingly every bit as lame as that movie and its cult. Tyson and Salem, huh? There are people writing fan fic about them right now.

Liked to. Forgive my grammar lapse. I still get kinda crazy whenever I think about your mom and the things we did with mozarella sticks!

That's funny. I associate your mom with mozarella sticks, too, because she like to… no, that's a story for another time!

"Yea?" What the hell is he, a bailiff or town crier or something?

I think it was really, vitally important to the Onion A/V Club that the "Arrested Development" movie get mentioned and discussed for almost as long as the movie this interview is ostensibly promoting is. Because for the love of corn, it's not like people here have talked about the "Arrested Development" movie enough.…

Remember when annoying celebrities first accomplished something and became celebrities before becoming annoying? Now they begin annoying having done nothing to earn their celebrity status. I remember liking Jennifer Lopez, then hating her. Now I find her a quaint reminder of a gentler time.

Call me a welching bitch while I'm holding a loaded gun. I can think of a lot better things to do with it than point it at myself. Sure, it's just one bullet for 5 fools, but you don't have to get them all… just the mouthiest one.

"I like Harry Potter even though I'm middle aged… but OH! I also like other non-Harry Potter smart person stuff too!"

Which way to the intense discussion…
… of whether or not this movie merits a C-?

You should clean out your ears with one of those weird long micro-spoons from Dairy Queen with the DQ logo molded on the handle tip.

The tennis racket company was also to blame. Gallagher is mystified— and angered— at how the tennis-playing public has embraced these mediocre rackets rather than using Gallagher-brand mallets to play tennis.

EVEN MORE WRONG! It's art, dammit. It's Gallagher's art that he thinks about and works so hard at and cares so much about and as such, it's superior to any comedian who uses humor or wit to make people laugh.

He obviously feels oppressed. I think he should be suppressed. Also, he's difficult to impress and his pants need pressing. This interview left me feeling stressed and depressed.

Look at that filthy, disgusting ape!
Why'd they put him in this movie with a midget in a chimpanzee costume?

Great interview!
Before, I only disliked Gallagher's act. Now I dislike the man himself.

The pony cars are cruisin' on woodward avenue
Go and try to pass'em
They'll smoke you if you do
The whole town's shakin' from the bottom to the top
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop
The busters from the country
And the hitters from the shop
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop
Tell 'em we'll be dancin'
Danci…

I mean it's not like I bear you any ill will just because you enjoy listening to and defending crappy MOR music put out by a bearded lame-o from the 70s.

"Against the Wind" takes you back to watching "Forrest Gump" on VHS you mean. Segar sucks. The only thing about him that is "the shit" is the shit that he puts out and calls music. And you can eat that.

Actually, she pushed that candle into her left ear, and the photographer caught her as she was deftly pulling it out of her right.

There was Lee van Cleef in "A Fistful of Q-Tips."