And that loner is the single finest single breast I have ever seen. Simply magnificent. Adding another breast to it would be gilding the lily.

Mr. Belvedere, I hope you're not teaching Wesley how to spell along with those moral lessons you impart to him each week.

Me, too. I also like the Hipster's style.

MOM.

Answer? He punched ALL of them in the face. Every single lesbian in the world. Not within the movie. WITH the movie. He also punched everyone else in the world with it as well. And evidently, plans to punch us all again.

What?!!
They can't do this to me! I still haven't seen the first one! Pretty soon there will be this whole body of "Ghost Rider" films I haven't seen and since I didn't have time to see the first one by itself, there's no way I'll be able to find time to see all the others with it!

Hey, McFly! I thought I told you never to come in here again.

The relationship of Pedro to Napoleon can only be understood in terms of a Manichaean dialectic. As Pedro symbolizes the downtrodden, he turns to Napoleon who proves not to be the positive power and redemption he seeks. By denying the existence of some higher good— Napoleon— Pedro is forced to seek alternative means…

"Napoleon's Dynamite," huh?
I still haven't seen it.

I'm pretty sure she meant "USE her face for consensual incest." Seems to me she would've had enough of that by now, but then I'm not Mackenzie Phillips.

Leave it to the Beast Rabban to point out the bright side. You beat the curve. Learn from this— Back in 1994 I was just two days away from finally buying a Nirvana CD and damned if Kurt Cobain didn't blow his head off with a shotgun. I had to wait 5 more years until my own best friend OD'd in a hotel room to claim…

I have an opinion about musical artistry and integrity versus commercial concerns. It's quite involved and typing it here would be a laborious but perhaps self-defeating act in that ultimately…

Thank the Music Gods…
… none of my favorite bands are on that soundtrack! Now I don't have to smash any CDs or write an excoriating blog entry! WOO HOO! I'm so damned happy today!

"Now that the freshness of their Dorks on Parade shtick has worn off, the Giants - New York singer-songwriters John Flansburgh and John Linnell - need to prove themselves an all-out novelty act or trenchant musical parodists."

The Last Chase. Because Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man, drives the last race car against Mickey from the "Rocky" films in the last fighter jet. The winner?

You know, as a teenager I was always moving my joystick towards the glowy spot. It just wasn't in a video arcade. I didn't succeed until I was in college, dammit.

No way would you hold that opinion if you'd seen the Leonard Nimoy-hosted "Standby: Lights! Camera! Action!" making-of documentary on "Krull," Pinkie. If you had, you'd understand now "Krull" is movie magic at its finest!

I hope your friend has a goatee with just a touch of gray in it, too.

Also, Kubrick had to make "Dr. Strangelove" in response to his own "Paths of Glory" because he was afraid he was turning into a Hollywood-style namby-pamby. "Strangelove" is a better anti-war film than "Paths." "Paths" is more an anti-man's-inhumanity-towards-man-film with a wartime setting and a critique of…

"Apocalypse Now" glorifies war. The whole "Ride of the Valkyries" scene gets people pumped up. And it's not so much that war is necessarily wrong or evil, it's that going insane like Kurtz is the proper way to fight a war. To lose one's mind to it, to become as savage and reprehensible as possible. It's the…