NUM'ER THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

They're behind, all right. Behind in their rent payments to me. Buckingham Palace ain't no cheap digs and if ya can't afford to pay, ya shouldn't have signed no lease on the damn place, ya lousy bums! Out in the streets with the lot of ya!

RACE CAR! RACE CAR!

And vice versa.

You're right about Taylor Swift being boring. She bores me. Kanye West bores me. You both bore me as well. It's this damned ennui. Ever since the malaise, I just can't shake it.

Ah, you're wasting your time. The Strogg only likes Big Brother, the show that lets him get off on all the racist remarks. Now that it's cancelled, where will all camera-hogging British racists go to make a name for themselves? The scary thing is, it means more time for The Strogg to make his asinine absolutist…

It's cool that girl— you know— took care of you, Biggles, but what was she doing there? Whatever her reason, that's a cool-ass emergencyroom!

I like how…
… when the vultures take that one blond chick over the cliff, they suddenly cut to Steve from "Blue's Clues" freaking out over it.

Was Leslie Nielsen in a movie called Forbidden Planet? I just want some clarification on that.

This article…
… is the best review/overview of the Beatles' career I believe I've ever read. It certainly beats my 743-page unpublished stream-of-consciousness experimental novel where I use shifting points-of-view to allow the reader to experience what it must have been like to be a person who listens to the Beatles…

No, no, no. The best come from behind moment was me with your mom last night.

Could someone tell me again how Dr. Doom is a college drop-out? Because apparently he is, but I need to see one more post about it just to be sure.

Do you want… ICE… in your drink?

I love you people!

When asked in 1971 if the "a" was in there or not, Armstrong said merely, "We'll never know." I don't know if he's claimed since then it definitely was, but in "A Man on the Moon," author Andrew Chaikin says Armstrong was perhaps "savoring the ambiguity."

Raging Bull lost to Ordinary People, by the way. Ordinary People isn't a bad movie but it's no Raging Bull. Add that one to the list.

Last! is now my go-to person for making lists of this kind. Great job!

And in case you readers haven't realized the implications of Preparation Heche's comment… Cage's silicone cock is in the actresses quite frequently.

I like mbs.

Yeah, I can't figure this one out either! You go inside the devil through his anus, presumably worm your way through the course of his entire digestive system and somehow end up looking him in the face.