Where's the sensuality? Where's "he glided in liquid smooth"?

I didn't expect it to make this list since it seems to have gone largely unnoticed outside of Tumblr and Twitter, but uh, I fell deep into the fandom rabbit hole for Wynonna Earp at a time where I really needed a distraction.

This doesn't look great, but it tickles me because if you took the sister angle out, it could be an It's Always Sunny storyline where Dee somehow conned her way into a luxurious and potentially very lucrative babysitting position.

…I think I hear Breitbart writing an article about this. It will be fair, logical, and impartial, I expect, and the comments section will be full of intelligent and reasoned discourse.

I'm an aspiring crazy cat lady, and my only cat died a few months ago - he was only a year old, and it turned out he'd had a rare, undiagnosed, terminal bowel disease since kittenhood. On top of that, my landlord is reluctant to let me get another kitty. So on that basis alone, fuck 2016.

I don't think that's quite right either. The plot was about a rape victim (or alleged rape victim, but I felt she was pretty clearly portrayed as legit) who made a website for her college where people who'd been raped or assaulted could write down who did it, so the students could use this info to protect themselves…

It's fine as long as she gets to watch.

*reads "starts with a dog drowning"*
*sees Youtube still image of a dog lying in a puddle with a tube being shoved down its throat*

That's true, but man. Looking at those pictures was just… Eugh.

I'm an animal-loving vegetarian. Why did I think I should read this?

I remember the 5-minute trailer for The Great Indoors. I'm not planning on watching the entire show, because it looks predictable and unfunny, but I am genuinely curious about a storyline wherein a bear cub Joel McHale brings in eats the receptionist's dog.

On a side note, 50 Shades Of Green was, for a time, the name of a webseries which A) picked apart the tropes found in Twilight, 50 Shades Of Grey, and their ilk, and B) crowdsourced a subtly parodical novel of that sort wherein the mysterious love interest is actually Cthulhu. Only instead of being a vast,…

That was stupid as hell, but I personally wouldn't regard it as negligent exactly. I absolutely agree she should go to jail for criminal negligence however. Both for failing to build a safe enclosure (it's not even like this was the first incident involving the Rex) and for initially trying to sweep the escape under…

Last night I was joking that the sequel should just be Claire's long and tedious battles in court and in the media as she becomes a Martin Shkreli-like figure in the public eye. She was the one in charge of the Rex, she was the one neglecting it and failing to build a safe enclosure, and both her and the CEO delayed…

I've only just realised while reading this that Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel are in fact two different people.

I haven't seen Crimson Peak, but I agree with the idea.

I learned early on in my days of horror nerdom that sometimes low-budget horror movies are marketed like schlocky, SciFi Original-y crap, basically, even when they're ambitious, character-driven, and emotionally complex. (So even if the movie's a piece of shit, the marketing would still be completely misleading, is…

Alright, I haven't used or paid much attention to electric toothbrushes since I was a kid, so perhaps I'm just ignorant about the latest in toothbrush technology or some shit.

I'd ducked out a couple of seasons earlier, but I watched that episode of Smallville because I had a crush on the actress playing one of the Twins. They were these annoying, enthusiastic, incompetent wannabe heroes trying to emulate Clark, and he had to teach them how to superhero better.

I'm sorry, the crayfish was cooked and eaten alive? Jesus Christ, that's horrifying. Crayfish is tasty and all, but I think that would kind of ruin the experience for me.