This isn't about you, white people. Stop making everything about you. I am not sure where you white people got the idea that Dear White People cares about your perspective.

A note to future employees of svchost:

*sobbing/wanking it*

Why was Rickon Stark running in a straight line like that instead of like trying to change directions and confuse Ramsey? What a stupid kid, good riddance.

Yea it's like: Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball, and you'll join your mother…in death. You don't understand my words, but you must choose.

Right but he was technically a Sunni. I don't think Trump is planning to quiz Muslim immigrants on how devout they are. Or maybe I underestimated the guy.

Saddam Hussein was a Muslim and I don't think I've ever said anything bad about him. Oh shit, never mind. LOL brain fart.

Indeed fellow American, it is unacceptable in my opinion as well.

LOSER! I like those shows too, I'm just a very mean person.

My avatar was the only picture I could find of me smiling.

Don't look at me, I've got Charlie Daniels booked for the next decade.

I hope you understand the point or purpose of my foot up your ass.

NO! TWO MILLION FREE PIZZAS!

Not unless you're Kathy Lee Gifford.

That has always been my favorite Bill Clinton quote.

Reporting for duty, sir.

Hey my ears are burning!

Another "Hawaiian" with dubious birth credentials.

Seconded, it violates my religious freedom under the First Amendment.

How can we be sure that Obama didn't disguise himself as Bill Cosby, rape dozens of women, then give himself a Presidential Medal of Freedom? The "president" won't even address these allegations…