Greatest comments ever
I've pretty much laughed so much that I now need to go to the toilet. Yo mama is so funny, she makes a grown man pee.

Yo Mama
yo mama so dumb, she think High Noon is a boring movie

Does the world need another 'My father was …' story?
Discuss.

I don't remember that episode… I do remember a Mannix where Mannix's old army buddy … oh, sorry, wrong thread.

Or was that Knot's Landing? Which one had a season finale of the principal being abducted by an alien? Then it was axed… (no wonder, when you think about it…)

Twice. But…
C'mon guys - this isn't a blog. And presumably it's been edited…

I've GOT AIDS - AIDS… (and on and on)

But I preferred the hard 'o' sound. Plus, hte server I'm on will block swear words from time to time, whether they come in or go out. So, no, I'm not seven, but the security settings on my server are…

The Novelisation
Actually (without being very good) does go into some of those issues about Jock and his sons…

Aria
I can't quit you
No quit you I can't
I love my wife
But more like an aunt

Lord of he Rings and Harry Potter? Nah…

Too ficitonal?
Which bits were real?

I maintain - Extras
'He blows his stupid head off, but the twat'd probably miss'

teacherr's pet got mentioned! Thinks s/he's all clever….

I didn't think he'd make a good replacement for Rene Auberjonois on Boston Legal
But it seems I'm wrong. Good, good great actor.

David Bowie's greatest performance
Extras. With Ricky Gervais. 'See his pug-nosed face/ Pug, pug, pug/pug'

YOU DUMB FUCK KIDS - GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN BEFORE I GO OVER AND MAKE YOU RIDE MY MANHOOD TILL YOU PASS OUT - THEN I'LL START ON YOUR MOMS. I HAVE ONE WORD TO CALL OF YOU

lad to see you liked it
good show

I look like Buddy Holly
is one of the top 10 video clips of all time. Probably top 3.

Using the power of materialist dialectics, Red Man purged 'undesirables', sent 'criminals' who utilised the 'power of independent thought' to Siberia, adn informed on his neighours.