He's in charge of one very groovy boat called Earth.

My favorite is when it's a celebrity and usually the first comment is,

I had never seen the first Power Rangers movie until, like, a few years back. I watched it with a few buddies, and as the movie's ending one asks me, "what song should start playing?"

My mother's story isn't all that exciting, but she tells it as if she cured AIDS.
 After a day of shooting, she's at the craft services table and a frazzled Tim Robbins comes out, complaining that his kid is throwing a fit and demanding a soda. So he pokes through an ice chest and grabs a Mountain Dew. My mother…

Aw, non-Jackass Johnny Knoxville is endearing. Cut him some slack, guys.

Woo boy. There's quite a few. Most of them involve my home town, a little suburb North of New Orleans.

I'll have to check them out! I've played a little bit of Goemon's Great Adventure, and very briefly fooled around with the SNES title. I was aware it's a long-running series, but that's the first time I really got a look at the other games. Thanks!

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She's done plenty racist.

While blasting your favorite song from your iPod.

I'm pretty sure Billy Preston was of normal human height.

NO POSTING THE SLANG TERM FOR BRAZIL NUTS.

Unless there's a clear-cut definition for "hottest," cogency doesn't even come into play!

A million times YES.

He played right along with her "performance pieces," though- billboards in Times Square, Bed-Ins, appearances on Monday Night Football, etc. etc. Don't get me wrong, I like Lennon, but it's hardly fair to excuse him because "more people liked his music."

Yeah, her late husband would've never done anything like that.

Is there any sound sweeter than back volac?

Based on the Novel Push, by Sapphire.

Heh, "stiff."

COOL STORY, BRO: They filmed this in New Orleans (I'm not sure how much- I didn't watch the trailer) and so they started posting casting calls on the local Craigslist. One such call was for a "70s porn guy," and the hilarious thing was I pretty much fit the entire description. So I had a few bottles of wine with the…

Oskar Meyer is the scary German version of Oscar Mayer.