Pretend? Wasn't she sixteen then?

Whoa there, buddy, 1998 is that way!

A black dude?

It wasn't. I'd have to think about his name, but that certainly wasn't it. What happened with your buddy?

@avclub-b476828992f393a09339cf6270d30aa8:disqus *shrugs*

If this weekend's box office was a poker game, then World War Z would be poll-en!

The sequel is going to "Bee" huge!

The answer to that question will always be: "Have you seen the guys in Crazy Town?"

TRUE STORY: I had a coworker (presumably straight male, late-teens, maybe early 20s) about eight years ago that claimed to be AIM-buddies with Aaron Carter. I have no idea whatever happened to him, but now I'm starting to think I should be concerned.

He's not coming.

Somehow I ended up with "Steve."

Close.

I'm partial to volcano movies. Or talking ants.

HEY EVERYONE! GET A LOAD OF THE HIPPIE!

No, it's OK. Their vaginas will reject any unwanted babies.

I'm registered independent!

My favorite(?) bit of gender-pandering comes from Spike's MANswers (yes, I've watched that show- it can actually be interesting at times). The opening is a montage of vintage cars, EXPLOSIONS!, stereo equipment, half-naked women, and weed. You know, everything MEN LOVE! Not a minute goes by on that show where a woman…

The shooting script for Super Troopers was posted in its entirety.

Chomsky's dogs were better writers.

Also, I'd give the trendsetting to the Rocky franchise.