Phil went to UNO. He's just jealous he couldn't go to a real school.

I actually read the novelization of The Cable Guy for a report once. I thought it was funnier than the movie.

My experience with the gifted program was, thankfully, quite the opposite of what you generally hear.

I, for one, cannot wait to delve deeper into the Fast and Furious Expanded Universe.

"…Look to the South…"

Dick Clark's 20 Years of Rock and Roll is a pretty seminal compilation released through Buddah. Try to find a copy with the book still in it.

Well, daughters will always be loyal. They're women.

Give to charity? No! Gifts, please!

You guys are going about it all wrong. If there's anything these fools need to be put in, it's a reallife Hunger Games!

This Kayla chick must kick ass at tour dates.

One of Tommy Lee's drumsticks. It was really warm!

Roman Polanski?

Robots don't have asses.

Um, did you see the fans?

He has that weird, "relates to kids better" vibe for sure.

It's always the last place you'd expect!

That's awesome.

It did, back in 1992.

My father does it very well.

I read the news today, TKOh, boy!