*Ctrl+F "eccentric"*

That noise should never be paired with that avatar.

I'm only at around 550, and I've had my account since late 2008.

I complained about it and they removed it. It was because no one ever liked any of my posts. :(

SURF OR DIE MUTHAFUKA!

If you look real close at the headlights and grill, it looks like the face of existential torment.

Eternal summer anthem: "Celebrate Summer" by T. Rex

Great screen name/comment synergy.

Star Wars reference!

Drunk theatre going with buddies led me to see Zack and Miri Make a Porno. I came real close to quitting drinking altogether, but I wasn't going to let that movie win!

I PPVed it with some buddies thinking it'd be so-stupid-it's-hilarious, but it wasn't. We shut off halfway through and watched the rest the next day out of obligation. Crispin Glover was part of the reason we soldiered through. God bless that weirdo.

His stomping in of Sardo's head was one of the darkest moments in Are You Afraid of the Dark? history.

It comes on Sundays at Midnight (I don't have cable). It could be a Miss Hawaiian Tropic pageant and I'm still gonna turn it off.

HE WAS GONNA DRIVE HIM TO THE REAL ONE, BUT IT WAS GETTING LATE. I had the books.

I said that about season one.

What I like about that flub is that it was cleary written as an Escalade, but they couldn't afford one.

I did like Personal FX.

All losing contestants get the People's Elbow.

Pretty much came in here just to make sure this reference was made.

I use the syndicated reruns to let me know that it's time to sleep.