Tool got a lot less fun for me after losing my virginity.

Wooo!

I read that as the sound effect. I'm not ashamed.

No thanks.

It's spoiled alright!

Guys. Don't tell anyone, but Hootie and the Blowfish came on the radio while I was driving, and I DIDN'T CHANGE THE STATION.

RON PAUL WOULD'VE PREVENTED ALL OF THIS!

Between finally joining the 21st Century and getting a smartphone two years ago, and the fact that the mobile site just plays better with some desktop browsers, this is probably the first time I've noticed a new installment of the Tolerability Index I've seen in, well, years.

It was Napoleon.

More like GAY up thuggin, amirite??

Speaking of, I've been hearing a lot of instances of "dick" on broadcast (New Girl, SNL). There must have been a recent ruling. That, or I'm suffering from a very Freudian case of frequency illusion.

See also: Sponge.

Bush was the 9/11 of rock.

My first ("major," "rock") concert experience was being dragged to a Stone Temple Pilots show by my father. From what I remember he was in that rocking chair the entire. Fucking. Time.

A million times this.

Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit.

That's really no different than an artist having a single drop via MTV or a Clear Channel station. At least one outlet is only selling cola, whereas the others are selling a "lifestyle."

This show sounds

Just like how we all stopped listening to Bob Dylan when his songs were used in ads!

You silly bastard.