All women love Beyonce. If my news feed during the Superbowl taught me anything, it's that she's the one most straight women would "go gay" for.

The song is pretty awesome, too.

I miss the thighs she had in that Pink Panther video.

"I was very small when Destiny's Child was big."

I always used that segment whenever I explain why I sometimes miss TDS's old format. That, and the Beth Littleford interviews.

The music in early-2000s car ads was great. Nick Drake, Buzzcocks, Velvet Underground (Heroin, no less), Richard Buckner…

Seriously. That could have been anybody in that ad, and it'd still be stupid as all hell.

I think that's the point? I dunno, I can't see him ever being able to take a "normal" photo.

Dr. Dre beat a woman, nearly to death, over a beef.

Kathleen Hanna. So gorgeous.

I said it last week, and I'll say it again:

Punk ended when it went to England.

June Foray is still working…

Robots don't get, as humans would say, "in a twist."

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"You like having abortions, do ya?? How about I shove this one RIGHT BACK IN YOU! AHAHAHAHAAA!"

Reposted Yahoo Comments?

Aw, but the lecture was on puppies!

Haha, it's cool.I just wasn't sure what the poster who said they hated me had meant, because I really didn't mean it to come across the way it did. I have an issue with patience and this site- posting something right now when the topic's hot (and, thus, having people see my comment) versus actually articulating my…

Ok. I get it. I reread my OP. I really didn't mean that to come across as bragging (certainly not the parental neglect or the Robert Wuhl). More of a reflection on an awkward childhood. Tone gets lost when you're hurriedly tapping on a phone at work.