flavor, behavior, honor, armor

Pictured: Minnie Driver, Elle Driver

The Goofus and Gallant of The A.V. Club

Fox is a major network?

I don't mean to sound insensitive, I really don't, but her death seems really appropriate:

I was hoping it would be "Jesus Take The Wheel". Jesus' early years as a wheelman. Ryan Gosling as Jesus.

Robinson Cano on Mars

And a scientist of phobias in Fear.

Maybe there is a Vietnamese flight director he could blind.

Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Polar Bears: Polar Bears, floating aimlessly.

I would like to see Aubrey Plaza as Peter Quill's gf.

U-Haul everybody!
U-Haul everybody!

Last night, I ate some bad pork chop, so I took an Immodium Q-36 Explosive Diarrhea Modulator.

Leia: Buddy System?
Han: Buddy's not a system, he's a man.

It's the same premise as Open Water. Some obnoxious New Yawker guy was distracting everybody.

I doubt Brenda Song has "zero messages".

Aubrey Plaza as Mindy Park or GTFO.

I would happily burn upon re-entry into Jessica Chastain. I would, of course, need to enter her a first time, though. So I remain alive.

Looks more like Lucy Lawless.

"Why are all the bathrooms right above the kitchen area?"
"That's none of your business!"