It seems like it's trying to be Seinfeld, except the kitchen area is on the left and the living room is on the right.

I sincerely hope there is a documentary called Wetlands about nature or some shit and some absent-minded biology teacher rents the wrong movie.

"We can't wait for football!"
-Victimized spouses, fiances, and girlfriends of NFL players

His "neck surgery" was to put his head on a newer, fresher body.

Anyone else getting a ton of white space between the end of the article and the comments?

It had a great time slot (7 to 8). But once Fox saw what they were doing, I was an avid watcher of Parker Lewis and uh, whatever else was on. Maybe The Critic?

Sounds good. Welker was already Mr. Concussion, so he should be okay by week 6. They have a BYE in week 4. And a weak division, with the exception of KC. KC I've still doubtful about, Alex Smith now has a contract and that always means failure.

It's a D battery.

I watched a few of these episodes. I just can't do web series. If there was an audio component and I could just download Speakeasy.mp3, I would probably listen.

I just bought a crate of Jack Links beef jerky to celebrate the season premiere. Perhaps your problem is low testosterone? You probably have gynecomastia, bro!

It's an okay show. It's a great show to marathon if you're sick on the couch. It tries to reach Curb levels of plot, but it mostly fails. It's a little embarrassing at times, and seems like it keeps trying to force phrases into the cultural lexicon. But I like the people involved and it doesn't require much thought.

Beginner guides to Javascript and Python.

Although it could be like the mythic "relatively unseen (for good reason)" performances at Woodstock by The Grateful Dead, CCR, Janis Joplin, and The Band.

Dick Clark 5 is slang for "counting to ten after a stroke".

I tolerated this show. It's America's Funniest People which was the backbreaker. My theory is that AFHV was receiving too many submissions that were obviously staged, or people who quite get the concept of "home videos", so they decided to showcase the hams of America. Fuck that jackelope thing.

Like a wet Pop Tart.

It was relevant to a subject under consideration?

Pop Tarts?

That explains why you're so Gaye right now.

(Motown 25/Jackson 5) = Dick Clark 5