If you prick a tree in an empty forest, does it not make a sound when it bleeds?

That's an Offer he can't refuse.

I never liked Wheaton as a kid, but now that I'm adult, it's an important part of my fiber intake.

This news is like finding a leech in your underwear.

The mother could never orgasm on the first try.

Hello masturbatory mudder
Hello masturbatory fodder
Here I am at
Camp Fapada

Characters welcome… to leave the studio lot before we release the hounds in five minutes!

To be fair, one of them was a blank.

It gets better.

Enver Gjokaj was conceived on a Scrabble board.

"We're never ever getting back together, Enver."

Chad Michael Murray was really great in The Green Mile and I've liked him in most of his movies ever since. Hopefully, this upcoming TV show will be a worthy tribute to his storied acting career. R.I.P. Chad Michael Murray.

For Lincoln, it feels like AMC was like "Hey, can we get Viggo Mortensen for this role?" and Darabont was like "How about a Viggo Mortensen type?"

38 fucking years old. If he joined the Green Berets, there was no way he'd ever get above Colonel. Kurtz knew what he was giving up.

I lit out from Reno, I was trailed by twenty hounds
Didn't get to sleep last night 'till the morning came around.
Set out runnin' but I take my time
A friend of the Potato Salad Guy is a friend of mine

Or the irate H. Jon Benjamin from the time I worked at the phone company and got his private cell number and kept calling him at 3 in the morning.

Calling it Kurt & Courtney is evocative of Sid & Nancy, but it's just so misleading. I don't remember that guy's name who was hit by the train, but I recently read that he was in a rape-rock band or something. Like, all their songs were about rape and he was probably a rapist. And he's your star witness. He's the one…

I say this because I don't own any commercial buildings, but I would rather see street art and pretty graffiti than just the really stupid act of throwing your initials up. I love it when graffiti looks like it required some time and effort, as opposed to just spray "DS 13" on a dumpster.

vein-al?

Is this the 30 for 30 on Catfish Hunter?