Bolo ties drool.

You're pretty much the Pennywise of being a Pennywise, if that makes sense.

Shame about no Mrs. Doubtfire 2 because he would probably be in it

I think it's endearing that he sucks at GoldenEye. While you were mastering the basement level with your DD44 Dostovei, he was fucking models two at a time with his throbbing Walther PPK.

I.T. would have been the sequel to E.T. if E.T. never got off Earth.

"You stood on my shoulders!"
"And now I'm writing your autobiography!"

Please, guys, stick to the script. Java, anyone?

Dr. Null
Cheetofinger
From Nigeria With Love
Infinite Loops Are Forever
You Only BSOD Twice
On Her Majesty's Denial of Service Attack
Live and Let Diagram
Spamraker
Software License to Kill
The Man With The Golden Git

It happens.

Use google to type ("name of show" AV Club).

Just looking over the list of winners, it seems like you are an underdog if you aren't a "TV person". Cranson, Marguilles, Janney, J-L Dreyfuss, they're all people who have had multiple shows. They dabble in movies, but they're mostly known as TV actors. Compare that to McConaughey and Harrelson and Spacey and whoever…

She was mesmerizing to look at, but that was a horrible, horrible idea.

So is Idris Elba.

There's a new show called Chicago Fire, which I swear has been done before. Maybe I'm thinking of Chicago Hope. Anyway, fire shows. Have they ever worked? Seems like every other year there's a fire department show. The only fire show I can think of is Rescue Me.

*makes Milky Way bar do The Jackal*

Math problem:

Shaolin temples are exciting enough. Now you're gonna add 3-D?

I spend my honeymoon in Wu-Tangier.

I guess he was there with Weird Al. That's the only reason for him being there.

I kinda doubt the antepenultimate episode of Mad Men will be as fucking insane. Or the second-to-last. Or the finale. Based on what I heard, Weiner has had a finale in mind for awhile, but he's told some people what it entails, and none of them have particularly thought it was a good idea.