Missed points
You're not supposed to talk about either Fight Club or Prject Mayhem (as has been noted).

I agree! We alienated, lonely, sufferers of MPD deserve a love story for us!

@Bentheone:

But seriously….
It used to be technology only had a few advances a generation (practical advances that changed people's day to day lives). There is such a constant revolution of products these days - we're all riding that wave together (granted, some more so than others). Factor in the extended adolescence / second…

I think any reference to liking someone of your gender is a Gen Y thing (see: bromance). Back in my day we just called each other Friends.

I saw this article - what a maroon! Anyway, being born in 1980 (the cutoff year to be in Gen X apparently) explains why I don't understand "kids these days".

Oh Kanye. When will you learn that fishsticks are just food, not love.

Easier on the sores are they?

Exhibit A
My husband and child went to see this. The A.V. Club gave it a C-, so at least it's not terrible, right?

Awesome!

*chanting* Ruuufffiii-oooooooooo

Come on ladies!
Anyone else tired of women writing "how to find love" books? Are we just SOL regarding interesting material from our mildly-washed-up-actress-cum-writers?

Oh God!
Why do you hate us?

Come on now! Let's not sully these fine pages with Forrest Gump quotes.

Hooray for Paks!
Dear Donna,

For the record I suggest:
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, by Phillip K. Dick. It's short, but like all PKD fare it's chockablock full of interesting ideas.

This was a fun movie to watch. Everybody looked like they were having a great time.

Word!

Uhhh….no he wasn't. There were playwrights, like, thousands of years before Shakespeare. So, nuts to you!

Drugs?
DARE taught me "hugs not drugs". Sooooo……drugs are the answer now?