Mother Abigail also seems to exist solely to further the plot. She gathers all the good characters together and hangs out with them for a bit. Then she goes off into the wilderness for a while and comes back when its time to move the story towards its conclusion.

That sounds like "I Want a New Drug".

If you put up a fence around the lake and a sign telling people not to swim there, why put a raft in the middle of it?

Indian Burial Grounds
They are for burying indians and NOTHING ELSE. Why would you build there? Why?

I'm crossing my fingers and hoping this movie never gets made. Although it was kind of neat seeing the painting of Roland in the beginning of The Mist.

Doesn't Dick Halloran get to be the magical negro in two novels?

If you're going to pick berries by railroad tracks..
Keep and eye out for the train. Really, they're big and loud and kind of hard to miss.

Got room for Mencia on that list, vlad?

I'll never forget space herpes. NEVER!

I was the same way with Ice Pirates. Robert Urich, Anjelica Hustion and Bruce Vilanch's head!

The same thing happened to me with An Evening with Kevin Smith. I thought I'd watch a bit of it and go to bed. Three fucking hours later I'm still watching.

As a straight dude I take issue with that statement. I'll watch anything with Dolly Parton or Sally Field in it and this movie has both!

A Bridge Too Far.

Would you hipsters please be quiet? I'm trying to watch Roadhouse!

I seem to remember a young Jim Carrey in that terrible vampire movie Once Bitten doing some eyebrow acrobatics. That movie used to come on Comedy Central like three times a day.

I definitely think the special edition trilogy was a warning shot for fans. Lucas letting us know that their his movies, not ours, and he can fuck them up anyway he wants.

She knows its a multi-pass!

I always assumed with the vitiligo and all he never really had much of a choice. I thought he would prefer to be black but genetics kind of screwed him out of it.

Sure, he's made a lot of crap. Snake Eyes. Bonfire of the Vanities. Casualties of War. Crap.

I'm sorry, are we talking about the same Michael Jackson? You saw him before he died, right? He looked like a skeletal, white mutant. In my fantasy he's reclining on a cloud in heaven looking like he did on the cover of Thriller. You know, cool, suave, BLACK,