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knows when to move on from something

… that's what she said!

OK, but then what's the second B stand for, smart guy?

White planes fly like this, but Mexican planes fly like this.  Amirite?  This plane knows what I'm talkin' about!

I'm pretty sure that PepButt already won that fight in S5E21, The Suitor

It would take Idris Elba to make me watch Doctor Who. Oh well, guess I'll check in again in another 10 years.  

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus   … and don't call his password "Shirley"

Pearlman, the man with the strength of a pearl!

As someone who trolls trolls, I was trolled by the troll

The O'Neal will be pleased

WHAT??!!

I haven't seen the new show — do they just repeatedly joke about Aisha's enormous man-hands? 

A vagina …

I'm pretty sure you're confusing "Tom Cruise" with "Poochie"

White people are really good at helping the "other" folk.  Just ask George Zimmerman.

But would she end up with Archie ???

Wiig grew very tired of those "wacky character acts stupid" bits, but the writers at SNL kept throwing them in because it was easy filler. In 2011 she finally announced that she was "retiring" Penelope and Gilly — a big, public statement was the only way that she could put her foot down to Lorne Michaels.

No, money down!

In the next release of A New Hope and Empire, Lucas will insert a CGI rat-tail onto the back of Luke's head.  I'll be gone in Return, subtly showing that Luke has finally become a true Jedi.