No, they weren't all good times. Like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed
her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks
and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

I know, I know.  Still, I winced when I saw him knock Lana out … break her nose … in a fit of rage (at Cyril).  It doesn't make for a sympathetic character.

I know that Archer is a jerk, but I always thought of him as a loveable jerk, until that moment.  It's weird that I would be shocked by Archer doing something bad/wrong, but seeing him knock out Lana and shoot Cyril … was really jarring.  And yes, he paralyzed Ray (twice?) but that was accidental (kind of).  He's…

SPOILER ALERT

I appreciate that this post was "edited."  It's like cinema verité, except with comments. 

maniacal laugh!

And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is.

I don't get it: Quvenzhané Wallis is kind of a c—-.

BWAAAAMP

yeah, and Aquaman can, too!

Is he at the point yet where he can shop around the script for Dan In Real Life 2: Back To The Life ?

Look at his tufted ears!

"Access Hollywood" shows are especially popular on broadcast TV! That's why that "Access Hollywood" show is such a smash!

"Chubby Checker … likes … penises"

O'Neal is but a conduit. The magic happens through him

I think Dan usually suggests "discussing" anal before "hopping in."  Most potential recipients would probably agree. 

Be careful what you wish for.  I've seen them at least half-a-dozen times, and I've heard Twin Falls twice.  Both times were pretty lousy renditions.  Otherwise, I f'ing love them live.  Best concert I ever saw was the 'Keep It Like A Secret' tour, in Portland.

Pitchfork Kids is the second-most pretentious music site for pre-teens.  After the AV Club, of course.

"that's what she said"

McLabial Reduction was the least-hot doctor on Grey's Anatomy