"I wish I knew how to quit you, River"

Luis Guzman plays Luis Guzman in everything he's in.  I guess you could say that he's pretty talented at that. 

I think that The Last Stand already taught us that.  Except without the talented people. 

What made you think!  That this letter! Was a fake!

it's brotha' against brotha'

it's brotha' against brotha'

if my arithmetic is correct, @avclub-c5fe25896e49ddfe996db7508cf00534:disqus, at a rate of 3/5 of a person, that comes out to precisely 1.5 men. 

if my arithmetic is correct, @avclub-c5fe25896e49ddfe996db7508cf00534:disqus, at a rate of 3/5 of a person, that comes out to precisely 1.5 men. 

I stopped reading comics for over a decade, and came back to read Simone's Batgirl.  It's the only comic I pick up each month.  After the next issue, I'm not sure that I'll see the inside of my local comics store for another decade. 

I stopped reading comics for over a decade, and came back to read Simone's Batgirl.  It's the only comic I pick up each month.  After the next issue, I'm not sure that I'll see the inside of my local comics store for another decade. 

No, 'dogicorn' doesn't pay respect to their 'rainbow' heritage (just the dog and unicorn lineage).  It would have to be something like 'dogicrain'

you could have just gone with 'breakable'

I want a Coke!

BWAAAAAAMP

I am drunk today, madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober — but you will still be ugly.

A man spends several years telling his kids about the various ways in which he used to bone their Aunt Robin, under the pretext that he's recounting the birth of his eldest son.  How I Met Your Brother

I challenge you to a duel, @avclub-88c684398fdcd02e0cf958f8ddb068d6:disqus .  If I lose, take me home, throw me in a pot, add some broth, a potato.

I challenge you to a duel, @avclub-88c684398fdcd02e0cf958f8ddb068d6:disqus .  If I lose, take me home, throw me in a pot, add some broth, a potato.

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