Somebody go check in on Conan O'Brien.  Dude is probably having a Jules in St. Elmo's Fire-sized mental breakdown.

JT totally has derp face in that picture.

Totally.  Because even when Amber should totally be like, "I just can't with you people" she remains the bigger person.

Guaranteed Tyler Perry will make a big screen adaptation of Kells's "masterpiece."

Guaranteed Tyler Perry will make a big screen adaptation of Kells's "masterpiece."

Oh, that bitch went from ashy to classy real quick, huh?

Oh, that bitch went from ashy to classy real quick, huh?

Keep it up, Chevy - you've got 99 problems but at this rate being a paid actor won't be one.

Keep it up, Chevy - you've got 99 problems but at this rate being a paid actor won't be one.

Why does every teenage girl pick the guy over the trip?  Learn from Joey Potter's fail and pack a suitcase.

Why does every teenage girl pick the guy over the trip?  Learn from Joey Potter's fail and pack a suitcase.

Of Daniel Tosh, I can only paraphrase Lucille Bluth: I don't understand, and I won't respond to it.

Of Daniel Tosh, I can only paraphrase Lucille Bluth: I don't understand, and I won't respond to it.

Part of me hopes that Jenna will pull a Beverly Hills 90210/Kelly Taylor and choose herself.  Another part of me hopes someone will start writing Matty and Jake fanfiction that heavily features Clark Stevenson.

Part of me hopes that Jenna will pull a Beverly Hills 90210/Kelly Taylor and choose herself.  Another part of me hopes someone will start writing Matty and Jake fanfiction that heavily features Clark Stevenson.

He's going for his fourth consecutive Douchebag of the Year Award - he's got to keep going!

He's going for his fourth consecutive Douchebag of the Year Award - he's got to keep going!

I'll throw this one onto the list of things I need to work out with my therapist. *golf cry*

I'll throw this one onto the list of things I need to work out with my therapist. *golf cry*

I handled my own parents' separation better than this one.