I guarantee he'll say "you're terminated".

Belichick's comments from today: http://www.twitlonger.com/s…
Notice Lonie Paxton lumped in with the "great players" on super bowl winning teams. That's the long snapper.

I don't know a ton about the western genre, but I would tend to disagree. I think superheroes are a much more versatile story-telling vehicle than the western was. It's really just sci-fi (a genre which is hardly a fad) with the added ingredient of characters that can do superhuman stuff. The western had a much…

$80? That'd be a steal for the Surface Pro keyboard. It's going for $160 in Canada right now (lousy exchange rate is a part of that).

I don't think the 12:30 slot is a stranger to weirdness. I think that's where weirdness lived until cable got into the game. 11:30 has always been a different ballgame.

Me sure there was cookie monster joke to be made about Oreos.

Also note that Colbert pushed back when Jeb! tried to weasel out of answering the question. Other late show hosts might have the courage to ask a question like that on occasion, but 10 times out of 10 they let the interviewee answer it however they want (i.e. not at all).

The beast at Tanagra.
Darmok Shaka, when the walls fell.
Temba, his arms wide

Toby McGuire and Topher Grace - if only to prove that they're not the same person.

Karen Gillan, "the Guardians Of The Galaxy actress". Because nothing reminds people who Karen Gillan is like referencing the movie in which she has a bit part, is bald, and totally unrecognizable.

Whoa, that seems unprovoked. Is this the Rob Riggle character from last week's Key & Peele this week?

so postponing it may very well mean more viewership.

Is that a fact, or a racist joke? Genuine question.

Talk about a missed click-bait opportunity. Whatever it takes to keep the lights on here at A.V. Club.

I wouldn't say that I've yearned to see it - it's never crossed my mind - but I do think there's some untapped comedic potential in the premise. I'll keep an eye out for it.

They're also making twice as many episodes. How does that brushed over? A nine month lag on episodes that are rarely topical is trivial. But twice as many episodes? That's a big deal.

Who are you referring to? the producers of Sesame Street are a not for profit.

You're forgetting that ten years before that, the desperate programmers created the final piece of software leading to machines gaining sentience, and an eventual robot revolution that would destroy humanity - except that it too was stopped by a patent troll.

She obviously has some mental health / anxiety issues. There's no shame in that, but this seems like a terrible career choice for someone who struggles with that. By the sound of it, a lot of people on the show really did make an effort to make her more comfortable.

The scale was actually developed on that premise: 0 is about as cold as it gets, and 100 is about as hot it gets.