Junk-shots are pretty overdone in the sitcom world, but I will forgive it on the grounds that Jake Johnson did that incredible girl-scream of his.

I believe the quote was "dead-eyed opie piece of shit," but I'll allow your amendment.

Surprised nobody has noted the opening song. It was "Duettino - Sull'Aria" from The Marriage of Figaro, the same song Andy played for his fellow prisoners in Shawshank.

The term you seek is "felicide."

Alan Sepinwall said it best: "…This is why we can't have nice things"

I'm a 91-hour sucker because I refused to watch eps 7-11 this season. Had to come back for the finale, though, so I could finally say I finished the marathon (even though I took a shortcut when nobody was looking).

No, just an old truck.

Thank you, thank you. I was an English major, so I feel totally validated taking credit for a 200-year old work.

YouTube comments are the dredges of the internet. I like to pretend they don't exist.

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Reminded me of the great Saul Berensen line: "You're the smartest and the dumbest fucking person I've ever known."

…who knocks

It's the beard, isn't it?

Fassbender is Irish, not English. I wouldn't be surprised if he performed with a Scottish accent. At least he's spent enough time with James McAvoy to give it a proper try.

*hesitant like*

@avclub-de9878e9d33c60263a094abc94fab3f0:disqus Awards didn't "forget about it"; it wasn't eligible this year because it missed the cutoff.

Oh God. It still hurts.

It helped that he'd shaved! But yes, I agreed and noticed it, too. Also good to see his (and Mireille's) lovely smile.

I did kind of see it coming in the same way Stellan Skarsgård telegraphed his guilt in Fincher's Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (well, telegraphed guilt for the five people who've not already read the book and knew what was coming), but Skinner's character had been portrayed in such a calming manner, I was still a bit…

You have to consider that your average television viewer is not as savvy as the majority of us folks here @ AVC. Perhaps it's a little conceited of me to say that, but when you come here for intelligent analysis on a regular basis, the Twitter voices sound increasingly more daft.