Aw yeah girlfriend, right this very moment, I'm fucking a dead moose.

I used to have similar trouble when I had a job. I took things a bit further though.
 
Unfortunately, I have heard their music and seen the smug face of their singer, who looks like a massive twat, and both make me want to break things.

Vampire Gaylords, more like.

I hate this stupid band.

I did not know that. Aside from the 'business' of trolling, I think your brain is tarnished from being brought up around your momma's business of prostitution.

This guy sucked an awful lot of cock in a very short space of time.

More like Charlie Gay and Jason Sudickass.

I happen to be good friends with Quentin, and I can indeed confirm that he's pressing ahead on his sequel - 'Django Re-chained', where he envisions a future in which the white man gets fed up with idiots like Chris Brown, Kanye, and Tyler Perry polluting the culture with their fucking garbage, so they rise up again…

I know people that can suck their own dicks. Do you?

Listen, boss - the AV Club smells just like her head, but worse. Stay away unless you want to attract rats and homos.

I know people that think the AV Club smells of old men's piss.

Star Trek is about yo' momma's pussy.

Aw yes, boss-friend, I do indeed know people that can taste the taste of piss when they taste it. Real people, boss.

Aw yeah girlfriend, right this very moment, I'm fucking a dead moose.

For some bizarre reason, you've confused me with your mom.

Here's a transcript of a recent conversation I had with my brother:

Mike Myers is absolutely nothing but an unfunny hack.

Your mom's 'help' was busy.

Too much originality required.

Hells yes, son - I can indeed confirm this news is true - my brother will indeed be partaking in this utter crap.