@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus Say hi to your brother for me.

My bruv is 70 fucking years old and he could still kick your ass, son.

See you at the cinema, son.

Of course not. My bruv doesn't read stupid Star Wars books, only scripts with $30mil cheques attached. Dumbass.

Yeah, no-one was expecting that. The originality slays me.

"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one."

That is unfounded and incorrect.

I think you're confusing these films with your mom.

I stood in and mo-capped that shit for my bruv, you like my moves then son, thanks.

On a side note, I'm beginning to get a bit disconcerted about this O'Neil fella's constant use of this picture of my bruv. I really hope he doesn't see my bruv's finger as some kind of phallic gesture, because that was not the intention. But his obsession with this pic is really starting to give off some homosexual…

'What's happened to film music lately?'

Amazing film, son, that shit still holds up.

Tell me about it, son. I've seen the fucking script already. He values my opinion so he insists.

Aw yeah son, this reminds me of the time when Lethal Weapon 4 came out, and the tagline was 'The gang's all here', because it was all there. Some new faces, but more importantly, the older, original ones. And they're getting all the gang back for this shit too now, son.

It's a big fucking ranch, son.

Yeah, that pic seems to be used for all the Star Wars News. I beginning to think this Shaun fella is a bit obsessed - don't get me wrong, my bro is a great looking fella, and I'm not too bad myself - but especially with his finger being very prominent in the pic, and this guy keeps re-using it. I'm starting to get a…

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

Aw yeah, son, I can indeed confirm that my big bro has indeed crossed the I's and dotted the T's on this shit.

No. I am all for a continuation and expansion of the Star Wars universe, and bringing my brother back into the fold for one/a few last times with new original characters. But now their real gameplan is showing and they're starting to treat these characters like DC or Marvel creations - 'Yoda', 'Chewbacca', 'Darth…

He fucking does now.