"No, Colin! That's wrong."

If I had money and were closer to any of these locations, I'd already be snapping up tickets.

Yeah, but those laws are being pushed (and in some cases written) by "Christian" anti-gay groups that are based right here in the good ol' USA.

Do all Americans know Gilligan's Island? I'm 28, and have never watched an episode. When my younger sister was applying to grad school, one of the applications had a question asking how she thought each of the characters would react to/use a cell phone; she basically answered that she knew nothing about the show and…

See, I interpreted it as, "Just like MST3K, this show two hosts that sharply divide the fanbase as to which one is better."

"gallons and gallons of urine"

Nah, early 2000's. It's a country-girl thing for me.

I live in Jerry Falwell's hometown. There are no such things here.

Weirdest turn-on: girls wearing plaid shirts, preferably flannel.

Like any rational human, I am vehemently opposed to Scott Walker. That said, if he can win 3 elections in Wisconsin, can you really write him off?

People who love Plinko are the same people who love slot machines.

No, just someone with incredibly poor judgement.

"Houston even starts her version with an a cappella verse just to show that she doesn’t need instrumentation, thank you very much."

They would be pleased by that, I think.

From what I recall from Dan writing about it in the past, that's part of the appeal of HUMP, that it's shown once and then destroyed.

Very well said. I also take solace in the fact that (at least according to Wikipedia), when he was diagnosed with cancer in 2012, he was given 3-6 months left to live; that he made it three years should be viewed as a triumph.

"You take the Rophynol and the booze and the, um, there's a third one. I forgot the third ingredient. Oops."

And if you work from home, you don't run the risk of falling into love with your coworkers!

Someone, somewhere is not offended that someone is selling this shirt but is offended that someone said "Xmas" instead of "Christmas."

"Branson, Missouri. My dad says it's like Vegas, if it were run by Ned Flanders."