This has to be one of the most mid-2000's articles ever written.

Yeah, it's one of those crappy "parody" accounts except it's officially-sanctioned.

Except when labels or restaurants just say that something is gluten-free, which gives a placebo effect to the trendy "gluten-intolerant" people but fucks over those with celiac.

This is one of the most compelling historical theories ever promulgated by a muppet.

Perhaps I can collaborate with someone on a joint effort.

♫ I shot a man in Reno, just 'cause I was high♫

My parents took me and my sisters to see it when it had its 20th anniversary re-release. None of us kids much cared for it, which left our parents dumbfounded. I haven't watched it since then, so I don't know if I really just dislike it or if I was just being an intentionally contrary 15 year old.

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I'm kinda partial to "Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere." Because what woman doesn't love secondhand smoke fresh from the source?