So @Eat_Up_Martha:disqus likes the fat girls!

Isn't that how Scientology started?!?

Were you conceived in the back of a Kaiser?!?

You can both be wrong!

That's what your mom said!

First they came for the Juggalos…

Haters be hatin'!

STOP SPYING ON MY DREAMS!!!

85% white, the rest are Caucasian.

You never saw The Crying Game, did you?!?

That was your proctologist.

Heh…heh…"Plowing"…

I think A Boy and His Dog was the definitive 'trying to get laid after the end of the world' movie.

For years I got calls at work for a H.R. manager that worked across town. I called her many times to point out that she was giving out the wrong number to prospective employees but it didn't stop. Finally I started pretending I worked in their H.R. department and started telling people things like "We're not…

Rocket Robin Hood or GTFO!

"…he tapped into something we can’t tap into."

Sorry, I'm not available to model.

Like can't breathe allergic or shit your pants allergic?!?

Not just any Firebird, it's a Trans-Am!

I'm more curious as to why anyone hired any of these people in the first place or how any of them have still have jobs.