Why, you like it in the can or something?!?

I'll do my best to take a dump somewhere humorous.

What ah ya, retahted?!?

C'meah ya fackin' queah!

The little guy is trying way too hard to be Dee Dee Ramone!

You need to improve your googling skills.

It can be plenty explosive if she suffers from IBS.

Maybe he's looking for a meal, not a snack.

I am feeling a bit peckish!

EXTRA! EXTRA! TODD SMELLS!

Sounds like there's some serious booty call potential there.

Too old for this crowd.

I guess a Rascal is a vehicle.

Cool story, bro!

Fava beans make me fart!

Did you hang onto the wedding ring?!?

"You’re going to be the branch that she can grab before she hits the ground."

It proves nothing!

What are these 'pants' you speak of?!?

I downvote everyone who mentions downvoting in their post.