No, peanuts.

You insult horsedung with your comment.

And I thought they hurt when you stepped on them!

I was actually thinking of this:

He's got nothin' on Nelly:

I would think the turd burglars would be up in arms about this.

Maybe his next movie will be set in Australia and he can welcome someone to Perf!

Because if there's one thing Hollywood is known for it's not flogging a dead horse.

You wanna suck some black what?!?

I think you've grossly underestimated the young lady's talents.

I hope to never encounter Jeff Hanneman's circle pit.

That's a pretty long list.

Burden of Knockers

I got your celebrity right here!

Never trust anyone in a trenchcoat!

Codpiece!

This is just They Live meets Thank You For Smoking!

I thought this was going to be about Ron Jeremy.

You changed, man!

Turd-dyke! Heh..heh…heh…